I know you’ve heard a lot in the media about the miracle of radium, but I’m here to tell you that it’s even better than that. We predict that within the next ten years, radium will completely replace normal currency and be used for all transactions in a system we like to call Currency 3. Currency 1 was barter, Currency 2 is the phoney old fiat money in your wallet, but radium is the new wave for the 1920s!
Think about it, people – radium is impossible to fake, difficult to produce, and you can test its authenticity easily thanks to its distinctive glow and ability to expose film. Better still, it holds its value – supply is more limited than gold!
What we are asking you to do is buy radium tokens from us. They’re not backed by any government, and that’s the great part: their value is independent of the banks and Wall Street! An investment of a few hundred dollars today could net you hundreds of thousands in a few years!
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