Housewife to her second husband after her first was crushed in a freak cattle stampede, Netty was famous-or infamous-for her state-fair-winning cherry pie recipe. Of course her sister, Shannon Aberdeen, claimed that the recipe was stolen from her, bus surely that was just sour grapes from miserable old Aberdeen Farms on Route 401. Netty and her second hubby still keeps cattle even after the accident, and Aberdeen Ranch was successful enough to put Aberdeen Farm to shame, a fact Nettie took full credit for even though she hadn’t roped a calf or turned a breech since her first marriage and as far as she was concerned, birthing chains were for winter tires.

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