“But why, Dr. Narwhalius? Why destroy the world?”

“Scientists have wondered for decades about the function of a narwhal’s horn. Well, now they are about to find out: once my brethren complete the Apocalypse Net, our horns will tear the planet asunder even as we ascend to a paradise ocean world on another plane!”

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