The lab rat with the lava lamp on its back skittered around the corner on its augmented cybernetic legs and was gone, the glow gradually fading down the corridor.

“I get the robot legs,” Archer said. “But why the lava lamp on its back?”

“I gave the rat the choice of a lava lamp or a disco ball, and now it’s got to live with that choice,” replied Zeus.

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