“Look at this discount crap. This werewolf outfit says ‘howling costume.’ Who wants to dress up as a howling costume for Halloween?”

“Halloween was a while ago, so nobody did. That’s why it’s on the discount rack.”

“It’s the principle of the thing. How’d you like to see a vampire costume on sale that was labeled as ‘suckmamn outfit?'”

“I’d probably buy it and frame it, maybe going viral in the process.”

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