“What are these red things, hot dogs?”
“Oh no, those are my Inverse Pickles. You can have one if you want, but I warn you, they’re the complete opposite of normal pickles.”
“Because they’re red instead of green?”
“Well, yeah. But they also have a totally different flavor and texture and are brined in sugar water. Also unlike pickles they’re not gross.”
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