“I think I would make a pretty good longbowman, don’t you think?” said Chaz, flexing his arms. “Maybe even better than the original ones. After all, they had to farm and stuff. I’ve been focused on being an athlete the whole time.”
“Uh, you have to train from childhood just to be a longbowman,” Markus said. “Your bones have to move.”
“What are you saying?” snapped Chaz.
“You probably couldn’t even draw, much less string, an English longbow. Your football skills are useless here.”
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