The Cap of Munch
A seemingly ordinary leather cap in the Phrygian style, this hat curses the wearer with insatiable hunger while they wear it, though it can be removed at any time. As long as the hat is on, the wearer will derive no nourishment from any food nor hydration from anything but plain water. They also seem to lose any physical constraints to their stomachs, being able to eat continuously without suffering from constipation, stomach upset, or vomiting. They also will not need to relieve themselves of anything but the water they drink. It is speculated that the famously corpulent enchanter Neffe de Lyxx created the cap to allow for constant feasting without weight gain or ill effects, but it was not among the effects carefully catalogued from the de Lyxx estate after Neffe was found throttled to death.

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