The Chew Toy of Infinite Durability
This piece of tanned leather, tied into a knot at either end to resemble a rough bone shape, will be familiar to many dog owners. However, regardless of the canine privations visited upon it, this chew toy will never bend, never break, and never lose its flavor, leaving it capable of satisfying all but the pickiest pooches indefinitely. Durability tests conducted at the proving grounds near the Norsfurt Arsenal have shown it to be resistant to fire, cannonballs, dragon powder explosions, sledgehammers, and the heat of a blast furnace. Other than the engraving “Skippy” on the bottom, nothing is known about its owner or creator.

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