“So you’re working as a lifeguard over the summer, huh?” the girl said.
“Yeah, that’s right,” I said, sucking in my gut and hoping that the loose t-shirt I wore gave the impression of muscles lurking beneath.
“That must be hard if you can’t swim.”
“Who said I can’t swim?” I said.
“You did,” the girl purred. “To Betsy, two tables down, just a minute ago.”
My face instantly was red as a beet.
“I, uh, er…that is…um…” I sputtered.
My brain was trying to come up with something witty and subtle to say that would quickly evaporate the incident into a cloud of soft laughter. All I came up with was a sort of stutter. Doubtless, I would wake up in the middle of the night a week from now with an absolutely perfect line, but it’d do me little good now.
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