“It’s a shame to see Oscar winners and blockbuster stars shilling in commercials for sleazy pay-to-win cell phone games.”

“Hey, if it pays the bills, it pays the bills.”

“Are…are you playing one of those games right now?”

“I can’t help it! I love the rush when I stomp some n00b good because I’m paying a little bit more than they are.”

“Huh. Looks like you’re the one getting stomped right now!”

“Son of a bitch, you’re right! How did they get all those units?”

“Say, you know what? I bet those stars get a bunch of free credits in those pay-to-win games they’re selling out for.”

“Why’s that?”

“Look at the username. You just got beaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

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