The detonation was heard five miles away, in Steubenville, and bits of charred lion steak were found as far as Mike’s Gas ‘n’ Gulp on Route 309.
But those pieces of meat which did survive were quite well-roasted, and had seared in an incredible flavor that the surviving sauce complemented nicely. And the mostly unscathed dessert, served to survivors, was delectable.
Yes, despite a few fatalities, everyone agreed that Mindy’s first cookout was a roaring success.
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