Aresphobia
Fear of the planet Mars. Sufferers cannot bear to be under any sky that contains the Red Planet.
Ntousphobia
Fear of douches. Sufferers cannot be in any college town with active fraternity chapters.
Koumpiphobia
Fear of buttons. Sufferers must use custom all-zipper clothing
Patatakiphobia
Fear of chips. Sufferers cannot eat fried potato slices or use integrated electronics.
Philophobia
Fear of love. Sufferers spend all their time on the internet.
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