“So,” said Lt. Cutec, “my report to the Star Confederation on the state of this outpost will include a drunk Obet chief engineer, a Zypger weapons officer who blew up a planetoid with an illegally modified maser cannon as ‘target practice,’ an Ebzhyna counselor who somehow derives actual sustenance from the mental illnesses of the crew, a human medical officer in a medically induced coma, and a maintenence robot that repeatedly attempted to purge organic life from the station using a neutron surge. Am I leaving anything out?”

“Hey! H0-1D is a very confused robot, but it’s trying its best! It’s not our fault that it regards biological life as contamination!”