Listen up, maggots! For the upcoming campaign, we have been issued M335 Battle Tacos for our field rations! As I am sure you know, a new battlefield calls for new chow, and the M335 represents a quantum leap over the old M320 Battle Burrito you are familiar with. I will now acquaint you with the features of this new tactical combat food. Pay attention!

Your M335 Battle Taco is issued with a sealed shell. When opening it, you have approximately 20 seconds to shape it before it hardens with exposure to oxygen. Make sure it is in a shape you can live with!

The ingredients are next, seperately packed. I understand you maggots like to build your own tacos–trading ingredient pouches to achieve double meat or double cheese will be tolerated for the time being, but if it distracts from your combat effectiveness, taco bartering WILL be banned!

Finally, and most importantly, is your M335 Taco Cooking Pack. You are to place your completed taco on it and snap the tab. It will then heat up to roughly 225 degrees Fahrenheit for sixtey seconds, warming and cooking your meal. Do not touch it while cooking unless you want burnt hands! Do not break off the tab accidentally unles syou want a backpack fire! Do not use it near ammunition unless you want the kind of cookoff men don’t come back from!

Taco drills start at 0700. See you bright and early, maggots!