The Archive Internal Memo #0304250743
Type: Personnel
Subject: Archivist B1, “Bosco”

A Viridian intern sent to observe the Archive as part of the Order Stability Initiative, Archivist B1 “Bosco” is a being from a fundamentally different frame of reference, and as such was compelled to assume a local form that was more conducive to earthbound operations. This is not difficult for a Viridian, nor is it uncommon, but OSI protocol requires that the initial form be maintained for continuity purposes. Unlike Archivist B17 “Katya” who chose to appear as a housecat, and Archivist B23 “Doug” who chose to appear as a human female (with some eccentricities), Archivist B1 wanted to provide a friendly and outgoing face and therefore chose to appear as a male circus clown in the mid-20th century big top tradition.

While this was successful enough during the first years of Bosco’s posting, he was not prepared for the shift in pop culture that occurred around clowns in the latter half of the century, with the rise of coulrophobia, creepy clowns, killer clowns from outer space (a particular sore point), and the Joker. As such, Bosco has been increasingly frustrated by the reactions of non-Archive humans to his chosen, and locked-in, appearance. Thanks to his seniority and abilities as a Viridian, which includes being able to see in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums as well as keen hearing and superior strength, Bosco continues to perform field work despite reactions to his appearance ranging from puzzlement to horror.

Personnel Notes From Head Archivist:
Bosco is an extremely capable and efficient Archivist and field agent, and an essential asset. However, he is extremely sensitive about his appearance and will argue, with increasing irritability, in favor of his assumed for being both appropriate and friendly if the subject is broached. Do not broach it. The last thing we need is Bosco sulking for a week or trying to shave his head and wear orange skin tone makeup again.