“Living in a Society Post-Chaste: A Fewhite Manifesto.”

Angela looked up. “What is this?”

“They’re giving them out by the student union,” said Tom.

“Well, I like the punnery going on in ‘post-chaste,’ but how do they expect anyone to take them seriously with a name like ‘Fewhite?’ No matter how you pronounce it, it sounds like either a 19th century agrarian cult or a kind of bat droppings.”