“We’d like to buy your autobiographical essay for Esquire Magazine under one condition. Remove all the bad swears.”

“No way, man. My words are like my children.”

“Did I mention that we’ll pay you $1000, which is about 50 cents a word?”

“Would you like the bad swears removed, @#$%d out, or just bowlderized?”

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