We’re the baristas, we call the shots
Make your java cold and make your java hot
Vanilla syrup, oat milk, espresso jolt and more
For everyone who darkens our café door
Sugar-free sweetener, dairy-free milk
We prepare it all for you and your ilk
Just send it back if we make it wrong
We’ll make it right while singing a song
We’re the baristas and we call the shots
Some like it cold, and some like it hot

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