Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #196a: “The Twin Tulwars”
Price: 802 sols per tulwar

Crafted by the master blind bladesmith Aravāri as one of his final projects, the Twin Tulwars are a masterpiece of tactical brilliance decades ahead of their time. Apart, the twin blades are finely balanced weapons of war suitable for dual or single wielding with or without a shield (sold separately). But they can also be locked together at the hilt to create a single omni-sword, a dervish dagger of death whose whirls win wars. While the left tulwar, magnificently engraved as “Love,” and the right tulwar, similarly embellished as “Hate” in Old High Ulwaric, are technically being sold separately (due to the terms of their pawning and consignment), we here at Sharpe’s believe that they should only ever be purchased as a pair. Take them both home today and get 50% off a twin scabbard!

Flyssa’s Note:
Aravāri died while the tulwars were still being quenched, and they were finished by his apprentices. And not his good apprentices either, these were handed off to the last one who hadn’t gotten a job someplace else while they were closing up shop. So they have more burrs than a prickerbush, are badly balanced together or separately, and the inlays are both backwards because the apprentices were illiterate and copied the inscription wrong. I dated a guy who sort of read Ulwaric, and he said the inscriptions were more like “rabbit meat” and “latrine fly.”

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