Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #1701d: “The Blade of Binding”
Price: 17,902 sols, payable in installments

Have you ever wished that you could carry books around with you, but are discouraged by the weight and expense of doing so? Sure, we all have! But don’t listen to that nonsense about bookwagons and little free libraries–the true solution to the problem of reading on the go is the Blade of Binding! Forged from nib iron and quenched in ink by the legendary verbal fencer Pearshakes, the Blade of Binding will suck the very words out of every book, scroll, or pamphlet that you stab with it, and will display the contents on the fuller on command, one line at a time! Better still, the Blade of Binding can be used to strike the words back into a blank book of your choosing! This sword is truly mightier than the pen.

Kastane’s Note:
Do you know how hard it is to read a book one line at a time. Do you have any idea. No, of course you don’t, which is why I’m telling you. Do you know what else? You can’t display the contents on the fuller without knowing what the contents are! That’s right, you have to have the books memorized for the blade to be useful, or else haul around an index!

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