Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #1313a: “Messer of Makeovers”
Price: 200 sols

Have you ever wished that getting a new look was as easy as getting shanked in the streets? Well, wish no more! This rare tool-room prototype of the Makeover Messer is straight from the forge at Pommel™, and its powerful enchantments mean that anyone stabbed by it will have makeup, spa treatments, and even in some cases a new wardrobe applied instantly! It may be true that Pommel™ decided not to bring this miraculous tool to the general market, but their loss is your gain, since this item absolutely, positively works as advertised!

Kastane’s Note:
You still get stabbed though. With a sharp metal sword.

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