Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #473: “Celsius, the Blade of Heat”
Price: 2002 sols

Do you need more heat in battle–pure, scalding, remorseless heat that will burn exposed skin and leave scars that will last for days? Then Celsius, the Blade of Heat, is perfect for your needs! Commissioned by the great gormomancer Tureen, this heat engine in sword form is unquenchable and unstoppable. Regardless of the recipe for disaster that you are confronted with, this blade will ensure a warm reception. Buy it today! And, incidentally, no refunds.

Flyssa’s note:
Uh, it only works on soup. That’s what Sharpe is trying to dance around there. Yeah. Only soup. Not soup-er useful, I guess.

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