“Now, Janey?”

“Yeah, Dad?”

“I need you to tell me what, exactly, you put in the gene splicer, okay?”

“Umm…some crocodile pieces…your weird bird fossil…and some of my bubblegum.”

“Is that why there’s a sticky creature with wings and sharp teeth eating everything at Daddy’s birdbath?”

“It’s called a bubblegumcrocodileopterix, and it’s splendid.”

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