The no longer mild-mannered atomic physicist Bann Brucer, the Transcredible Bulk advanced angrily on Captain Numerica.
“ME…CRUSH…YOU!”
“Hadn’t you better flee?” said Captain Numerica’s partner Siren Woman.
“Hell no.” Captain Numerica, with the power of ALL numbers, walked over and pushed the Transcredible Bulk on the shoulder. The creature went down like a ninepin.
“Wha…?” Siren Woman said.
“The Transcredible Bulk’s size increased, but not its mass,” Captain Numerica said. “That would be a violation of the laws of physics. So even though it looks tough, it’s got the same mass as mild-mannered physicist Bann Brucer—that is to say, a real pushover!
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