“For decades, stamp collecting was THE big hobby. Ever since the King of England started doing it, and you know how people get about royal trends.”

“But no one does it anymore.”

“Right. People realized that you can just buy stamps, and collecting is too easy and pointless. So as old people died, their stamp collections were worthless and got thrown out. As such things do, like sought out like as it drifted into the cosmic sargasso sea, and we wind up with the Swamp of Stamps, a vile place filled with pulp, glue, saliva, and shattered dreams.”

“I’ll say. The stench of glue and spit is…pretty overwhelming.”

“But if you want the proper stamp to use to send your transdimensional letter—and more importantly, you want it for free—this is THE place to look.”

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