Prepare a pan greased with anonymity
Set the oven to a case of deliberately mistaken identity
Add 2 tablespoons youthful indiscretion
Add 1 bottle rum (to taste)
Crack 1 egg
Simmer on low heat for 280 days
Let cool for 2600 weeks
Add 1 buccal DNA collector
Upload results, and serve
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