“They have me against somebody called ‘Sapphire’ Barnes,” said George. “Doesn’t sound too tough.”

“Oh, he’s not called ‘Sapphire’ Barnes because he’s delicate,” a nearby fan said.

“Or valuable,” added another.

“Or easily worn on one’s finger,” chimed a third.

“I have a feeling I’m not going to like what’s coming next.”

“He’s called ‘Sapphire’ because he’ll beat and choke you ’til you’re blue,” the first said, miming the action of choking with one hand while lashing out with the other.

George could feel his neck begin to burn with flop sweat. “I-I guess I should be grateful I’m not going up against ‘Ruby’ Barnes.”

“Oh yeah. He wears a tiara.”