From the people who brought you Holo, the preferred way to watch holographic movies and television on the hypernet in exchange for reasons of personal data and highly targeted ads…

…and the people who brought you Holo Plus, the clumsy attempt at monetizing that goodwill by gradually moving formerly free hypernet content behind a pay wall in a desperate attempt to compete with HyperFlick and Valkyrie Optimus…

…comes a brand-new offering: Holo Nonplussed. With content and interface designed to stream holographic movies and television in a way that’s convenient only for a tablet, it will drive you to distraction and confusion should you try to use it on a real computer. Based on a shabby, focus-group influenced aping of a competitor’s product, we are sure that Holo Nonplussed will nevertheless continue to be popular, if only because we control the licenses to a select group of content that you desire.

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