STUDENT: If you think about it, I pay your salary. You’d better raise my grade.

INSTRUCTOR: I think you sorely overestimate how little they pay me, and underestimate how many students are at this university, if you think dropping out will affect my bottom line. With the way the money goes, you’d probably have a bigger effect on the football team.

STUDENT:…I’ll be good.

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