I love you so much it’s eerie.
–Vincent Van Gogh
Your love is maddening.
–Zelda Fitzgerald
We were made for each other.
–Mary Shelley
You’d have to be crazy to be my valentine, and I won’t be valentines with anyone who’s crazy.
–Joseph Heller
In the future, everyone will be my valentine for 15 minutes.
–Andy Warhol