“Stay back!” said Chris, brandishing a gilded copy of Strunk & White. “Begone, grammarpire!”

“Bah,” said the creature, brushing the book aside. “I’m not a grammarpire, ya idjit. I’m a grampire, and I’m here to suck your grandmother’s elderly blood.’

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