Masks required to shop here

As I watch you walk the aisles

Please wear a mask for the health and safety of our employees!

Nostrils flaring, lips wet

Masks are required – Management

I wonder if you wouldn’t mind

We appreciate you masking up

Just telling me

We love our customers! Please wear a mask

That you don’t care

By order of the governor, masks are required here

If I live or die

Local ordinance: masks required for all

It’s just as cruel

Masks are required – thank you for understanding

But saves me the suspense

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