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“Ha!” Carver said, his lips thick with mead and meat. “Many a starry-eyed dreamer has sought out to reclaim the Ntishan Throne, and they’ve all failed. The Empire was a long time ago, and we’re all too different and too mistrustful after a thousand years of war.”

“So people say,” Melly said evenly.

“Tell me then, how are you different from all the others? How do you propose that someone without title, property, or wealth–and a woman no less–will succeed where men with ample measures of all three have failed?”

“I won’t,” Melly replied. “They’ll lift me up on their shoulders and beg me to take the throne.”

The old general gave a bawdy laugh. “Just like St. Honorius, huh? And why, pray tell, would they do that?”

“To protect themselves from a far greater threat of course.”

“And what might that be?”

“Why, you of course.”

“It’s homework,” Aileen said, snatching the paper back. “We’re supposed to take a crack at Loussac’s Number.”

Gale cocked a pierced eyebrow. “What’s that supposed to mean? Have pity on your poor art major roommate, Ail.”

“Pierre Loussac,” Aileen huffed, “was one of the great mathematical minds of the last century. When they found him dead at his desk in 1987, he was holding a piece of paper that said ‘28,114.’”

“Good for him,” said Gale. “So your assignment is to do the same and die with that number in your hand?”

“That number is one of the great unsolved mysteries in mathematics,” Aileen said. “It’s not prime, it’s not one of a hundred other kinds of special numbers that make art majors’ heads pop like overripe grapes. My assignment it to come up with a reason behind Loussac’s Number.”

“Good to see they’ve got their standards nice and high.”

“I’ll fail. So will everybody else. And that’s exactly the point.”

People moaned about how much things had changed, but Petra had been around for a while. Were pharmaceuticals really all that different these days? They still gave them made-up, optimistic sounding names: Purpure, Shineol, Welaire, Atatrea.

It didn’t matter how the prescriptions were bought and paid for, either; that may have changed, but people still wanted their drugs for longer than their pharmacist was willing to let them. People were still willing to pay for the privilege of experiencing side-effects that made it easier to take life one day at a time.

Petra chuckled as she typed, recalling how things had been done when she was a girl. Paying dealers strung out on their own product in a dirty alley and getting stolen pills that had been cut with laundry detergent…no more. People had been suspicious of a 16-year-old girl with a pharmacy in her medicine cabinet; people saw a 70-year-old woman with pill bottles all over the place, they didn’t even blink.

And of course distribution was so much easier these days.

“Prescription Atatrea available in 5, 10, and 15 pill packs,” Petra typed. “100, 200, and 400mg doses.” She hit enter and sat back, smiling. A little feigned arthritis, a lonely old doctor not above being charmed, and she had pills to sell without ever having to touch a bill or step into anything dirtier than the local post office.

The Caliph, further, cautioned me thus: “I have always known you to be a good man, Abu Abd, wise and reverent to Allāh. I will therefore interpret your words in that context, and send you from here to recover your wits. However, should you ever speak of this in my presence again, or should I learn that you have mentioned it to another living soul, I shall be forced to intervene.”

I was thus confronted with a dilemma: the information that I had uncovered through my research was such great importance that I could not consign it to the flames of memory and time. But to broach the topic again, even to reveal it to my heirs, was to invite the appearance of apostasy and a terrible retribution upon myself and my family. I had to record the information in such a way that it could not be traced to me, and yet would be of use to some future scholar.

My solution was to gather together a group of sages and learned men with whom I often discussed astronomy, and put to them the following question: “How can one write a hymn of praise to Allāh such that it will survive and be readable in ten thousand years’ time?”

One suggested I carve it in a stone. “But what if the carving is worn off by sand or water?” I replied. “And how do we know the men ten thousand years hence will be able to read our script?”

A second recommended that I write the message in pictograms and bury it in the furthest reaches of the dry and desolate Rub’ al Khali, with its location inscribed, also in pictograms, in secret places throughout the Caliphate. My response: “But an item buried may be exposed or moved by the shifting of wind and sand, and pictograms are simple enough to be misunderstood and the information thereby lost.

The third sage suggested that I encode the message in an oral legend, an adventure story, which in its structure would include both the message and the key to decoding it. “But,” said I, “the tongues of men are easily corrupted. How are we to know that the story will endure as written when spoken by one man, let alone generations?”

Finally, one of the sages spoke to me thus: “It seems that we can devise no solution that will satisfy you, Abu Abd. Will you tell us your own solution?” I had been listening carefully and within moments proposed my own plan, which all present applauded as remarkably prescient.

Only time will tell if they are correct.

“The thing is, people expect the kind of efficiency they get at Stubb’s Coffee here,” Maria said. Nevermind that we have a quarter of the staff and none of their fancy custom gizmos.”

“So, how do we compete exactly?” Bob said, suddenly fearful for his nascent job. “There’s a Stubb’s right down the street and two on the SMU campus.”

“There are enough people who make it a point to ‘buy local’ that we have a little bit of an edge,” Maria said. “We also have nicer furniture which Steve–the boss–was able to pick up for a song when Southern Michigan renovated their law school.”

“Oh, okay.”

“It is your job to maintain this image. Do not under any circumstances let the customers find out that we buy from the same suppliers as Stubb’s. Always offer to sell them fair trade coffee, which costs three times as much. And if someone comes in here asking to hang a flier, you hang it unless it’s advertising a personal appearance by the Grand Wizard of the triple-K. You got me?”

“People need to know this,” Holly cried, leafing through the moldering, yellowed slips of paper.”

“Hah,” Cecil croaked. “They’ve done just fine not knowing up until now, and they’ll do fine not knowing from here on out.”

“But don’t you see?” Holly continued. “You’re the very last one alive. You have to be! The last known veteran died in 2011, it was in all the papers.”

“I saw that,” Cecil said. “Or I should say that my granddaughter read it to me. Hell of a thing, that, even if he only shot down a zeppelin and watched the Huns sink their own goddamn ships instead of being in the trenches with me, where the action was.”

“Don’t you want anyone to know that?”

“Why, so they can give me a medal? So I’ll get a state funeral with an oration by the bloody Queen? Better men than me fought and died, and better men than me survived and told their stories. I’ll not be caught fumbling after my own little slice of fame just for having the good luck to outlive every bleeding one of ’em!”

“I worked at Stanford and Xerox while they were doing experiments with graphical user interfaces,” said Charles. “That’s no surprise; a lot of the best people in the industry did, and those that didn’t could often wrangle a tour. You see the fruits of their labor every time you boot up your Dell.”

“So you copied your interface from Xerox?” James asked, adjusting his microphone.

“I was inspired,” Charles said evenly. “Lots of people were. In my spare time, I began coding a new UI. My idea was to combine the flexibility of a command-line interface with the user-friendliness of a Xerox-style GUI in an environment that could operate and multitask in less than 200k of address space. I needed to design new hardware to run it, but with the right friends it wasn’t so hard.”

“And then you decided to strike out on your own.”

“That’s the thing. A lot of people say that, but it was really the manufacturer that approached us. Ferris Computing had made a bundle with its ‘portable’ machines and then shot itself in the foot–they were looking for a next-generation machine to buy and bring to market quickly. I told Allen Ferris that my team could have our machine ready to ship by summer, 1985.”

James flipped to an earlier page and checked his notes. “June 3, 1985–the Ferris Buddy LT.”

“That’s right. We pre-sold over 50,000 of them. 256 color display, portable, two 5.25″ floppy drives, and a sound card. For $1800 there wasn’t a better deal on the market. Hell, we were doing stuff that Apple, IBM and Amiga wouldn’t get around to until ’87 or ’88.”

“Why did it fail, then?” James asked. “The figures I have here said that Ferris Computing only sold 10,000 units and declared bankruptcy in January 1987.”

Nguyen was an amateur seashell collector, so each of the servers in his farm was named after a genus that produced an interesting shell: Terebra, Epitonium, Syrinx, and, of course, Nautilus.

Most incoming connections went through a variety of security measures; particularly nasty intrusions wound up quarantined on the Aplysia server (named for the largest shell-less gastropod in the world).

Accessing the most valuable information, on Terebra, would require a certain amount of finesse. Gabrielle has no intention of winding up on the giant sea slug server.

“What are these?”

“Distinctive pattern in gravel, sand, or other particulate matter,” Davis said. “One of our key clues, professor. Official term for them is ‘Lyikes structure’ after Dan Lyikes at UCLA who was the first to describe them. The boys call them ‘lykies’ or ‘scribbles.'”

“I…see,” Thomas said, tracing the pattern in the air. “That’s very descriptive while simultaneously very vague. How are they made?”

“If we knew that, we’d be a lot closer than we are to figuring this whole mess out,” said Davis. “All we know is that they appear from one to forty-eight hours after a sighting. We’ve put cameras up, but no one has ever seen one being made.”

He couldn’t see who Ellis was speaking to; they were hidden by the open gate that normally fenced off the dumpsters.

“…most lucrative thing imaginable,” the unseen voice–deep, male–was saying. “College-age programmers have given rise to the greatest economic engines of your generation. Jobs, Gates, Fanning, Zuckerberg…Ellis Vandemuir could be one of those names.”

“We’re well past the Steve Jobs part of this whole thing,” Ellis said. “You’ve seen it work; what you really need is the code. I’m still thinking about that part. What’s your offer?”

“Offer?” The unseen speaker seemed amused. “What makes you think there’ll be an offer?”

“Why did you call me out here for this penny-ante James Bond bullshit?” Ellis demanded.

There was no reply, but Sandra could see the shadows on a nearby brick wall shift from her hiding spot.

“Holy shit!” Ellis cried. “Look, we can talk this over. I can make-”

The unmistakable report of a suppressed gunshot cut him off.

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