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Str 20, Dex 18, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 17, Cha 11
HP: 19 (2d8+10)
AC: 15
Saves: Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +3
Base Atk +1; CMB +7; CMD 21 (25 vs. trip)
Feats: Endurance
Skills: Perception +8; Init +4; Senses low-light vision
Speed: 50 ft.
Melee: 2 hooves +5 (1d4+5)

A pure white courser charges up to you. It taps out a Morse code greeting with one hoof: …. . .-.. .-.. —

Setchley the Wonder Horse is the former steed of the great hero Conny, who single-handedly built a one-horse farming town into a mighty farming empire. Setchly is that horse. He can still be found by those in need long after the great hero Conny rode off to another world of adventure on the wings of her demon chicken Peckabella.

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HERE LIES
Boris, the Evil Horse
Killed fighting a half-orc and a full-orc
Egged on by escaped prisoners
He died with his horseshoes on
Though not without an EXP penalty for acting out of alignment

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