You’ve heard of Type A and Type B personalities. Type A is Chip, Type B is Dale. A lot’s been said about how accurate the classifications are, as well as the fact that Type A workaholics tend to be denigrated in favor of Type B goofballs despite the world basically needing them to function. Psychologists have even coined the lighthearted term “Type D” for people who are depressed and negative.

But what about Type C personalities?

We sent our crack investigative team to investigate this, deep into the bowels of the towering Personality Institute and its labs, where a number of Type C personalities were rumored to be held under observation. What did they find?

We’ll never know! The team never returned, and all that was ever found of them were dried bloodstains and scratches in steel walls.

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