The assembled Fonts of Wisdom reflected gravely on the news.

“Times New Roman was the greatest of our number, our leader in times of heartache,” said Courier New.

“He was our rock against all that would move us,” added Garamond. “If he can fade and fall, what lies in store for the rest of us?”

“The dark forces of Sans are spreading,” intoned Bodoni. “Where once we greeted Arial and her brothers as equals, they have become darker of late, dedicated to our overthrow.”

“Indeed,” sighed Courier New. “Times New Roman has been quietly fading from us, withdrawing from the world. His overthrow by Calibri was perhaps the last straw, and I fear that he may now be lost to us forever.”

A moment of silence followed.

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