“Here’s what I don’t get,” said the cop. “Everyone dreams of getting injured at Disney. It’s the jackpot. Lawyers swarming out of the woodwork, working for free to get a chunk of the nice fat settlement.”

“Yeah,” said his buddy. “If you’d come straight to us, you could’ve had a wrongful death suit on your hands that would’ve paid for the funeral, the trip, everything. Enough to buy your kid as many grandmothers as he wants.”

“The kid wanted to be there so much,” said Eric. “And you get to skip the line if you have someone in a wheelchair, whether they’re alive or dead.”

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