“What do you mean, it’s a pisstery?” said Bill.
“Well, the drug test came back clean…but it also says that you’re a woman,” said Dr. Carruthers.
Bill looked away, blushing.
“So either you’re undergoing a spontaneous sex change, or you smuggled in some urine that isn’t yours,” Carruthers continued. “As I said before, quite the pisstery.”