“But you LOVE schlocky horror movies, come on!”
“I like UNINTENTIONALLY schlocky horror movies, Chris. If someone is trying to be intentionally schlocky it just doesn’t work. You need sincerity for it to work.”
“What makes you think that this isn’t sincere schlock?”
“I dunno, maybe the title? Alpaca Godzilla: The Wooly Doom of the World? Somehow I feel like a movie about a mutant giant llama created by an unethical fur industry tycoon is operating with a ‘open cheek, insert tongue’ sort of mentality.”
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