From the rich cultural tradition that brought you Princess Cakes (prinsesst√•rta), it’s Prime Minister Cakes (statsministert√•rta)! While Princess Cakes have garish and expensive colors, Prime Minister Cakes are a cheap and neutral beige color, passing the savings onto the taxpayer. The delicious cream filling of a Princess Cake is decadent but also alienates major voting blocs, such as the lactose-intolerant and people who hate cakes. Prime Minster cakes are therefore filled with rich, healthy cauliflower-and-coconut whip. Best of all, Prime Minister Cakes are democratic–if you don’t like any aspect of them, you can initiate a vote of no confidence by simply getting a majority of shareholders to join you! Prime Minister Cakes: taste the representation!

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