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“Every Hentsett is a low-down, dirty, good-for-nothing son-of-a-bitch. Exceptin’ the ladyfolk, of course, who are daughters-of-a-bastard.”

Keith Hentsett didn’t look up, and took a pull from his glass as if nothing had happened. “I reckon you’re right about that, Mr. DeWitt,” he said. “You seem to be the authority on such matters.”

DeWitt reddened, clearly frustrated that he’d failed to get the expected rise out of his adversary. “I said you came from a house of whores and half-breeds, boy,” he growled. “Your momma’s popped out sixteen bastards with sixteen johns and your pa paid double the going rate after they laughed at his gun.”

“That has a ring of truth about it,” Hentsett said. “Glad to know how it really went down after all these years. Buy you a drink, Mr. DeWitt?”

DeWitt swatted the glass out of Hentsett’s hand. “Dammit, boy, you better jump or you’ll get a bullet in your back.”

Keith sighed. “Very well, have it your own way then.” He reached up, seized the front of DeWitt’s duster, and slammed the man’s head down on the bar. The man could barely grunt before his nose was broken and he toppled to the bar floor, unconscious.

“If any of you cares, I’d move him from that position,” Keith Hentsett said. “Might drown in his own blood otherwise.”

“It’s an old tale,” Mina said, lowering herself into a chair. “Are you sure you’ve never heard it?”

“They don’t tell the old tales so much anymore, ma’am,” said Anim. “Perhaps you could enlighten me.”

“The story is about a prince who loved to go out among his subjects in disguise, to learn things that they would never have told him to his face,” said Mina, her face dancing in the lamplight shadows. “One day he returned infatuated with a peasant girl whose beauty, kindness, and intelligence had captivated him.”

“And they married, and lived happily ever after?”

Mina laughed. “The old tales rarely have such an ending, child. They have been…sanitized…even when they are occasionally related. The prince’s chancellor investigated the matter and found that the peasant girl was very much in love with, and betrothed to, a local lad.”

“What happened next?” said Anim.

“The chancellor appeared before the king with a choice: he could let the girl marry her love and live a life of happy and ignorant obscurity, one which would likely lead her to fade and her virtues to falter. Or he could exercise his autocracy to marry the girl himself, ensuring her beauty would be immortalized in oil and sculpture, that her kindness would advise the highest in the land, and that her intelligence would be nurtured, even at the cost of a broken heart. The chancellor represented the choice to his prince with two items: a simple molded clay pendant, and a beautiful necklace with a cracked diamond.”

“Which…which one did the prince choose?” Anim breathed, clearly riveted by the tale despite himself.

“The prince chose the cracked diamond,” Mina sighed. “The former peasant girl put up with ten years of luxury before stepping out a window in the highest tower of the hold.”

“Deeds and receipts, mostly. Eutilli International is very thorough about their bookkeeping.”

“Anything incriminating?”

“Not that I can see–lots of offshore stuff, outsourcing to places with lax labor laws…not exactly warm and cuddly, and unethical as hell, but not illegal.”

“Take it all. We’ll sort it out at our leisure and find out what we need.”

That was all Nellis needed to hear. He nodded to the security guards on either side of him and gave the thumbs-up signal. They’d agreed on it beforehand, and if any of the men had misgivings, they didn’t show it.

They were ready to kick that door down and execute both burglars Mozambique-style, on behalf of Eutilli Int’l., without hesitation.

Some days, Marco liked to slip away from work or study and stake out a bench along the Seine and spend some time thinking deeply in his native tongue.

It was often not an environment conducive to contemplation, as the Seine was often jammed with tourist boats packed to the gills with giddy, tipsy tourists. Returning their exaggerated waves made Marco feel appreciated, though, and he liked to speculate on the tourists’ country of origin based on their apparel and behavior, especially when it frustrated stereotypes. There were plenty of thin, desperate-to-be-hip Americans, just as there were more fat and jolly Germans than one might otherwise expect.

Sometimes, staring into the river eddies and the bits of flotsam that passed by, Marco’s thoughts took a morbid turn. The Seine was, after all, the most romantic place in the world to commit suicide. The French had built up an entire industry out of reproducing the death mask of a mysterious and hauntingly beautiful 16-year-old suicide, after all. If that line of thought became to heavy, Marco would remind himself that most CPR dummies had faces based on that girl, making hers the most kissed face in the world by any sort of definition.

“See the dark spots around the eyes, the shape of the ears and nose? It’s kind of panda-like.” Jenny gestured into the cage as she spoke. That’s why they’re called panda bats, or ‘xióng māo bianfu.'”

“I guess so,” Sam said, “if you’re the kind of person that sees pandas in their rice pudding.”

“They also have a ‘sixth finger’–really an elongated wrist bone–that giant pandas and red pandas have,” Jenny said.

Sam shrugged. “So that’s why it’s endangered? Because it looks like a panda?”

“No, it’s mostly habitat destruction and harvesting for traditional medicine. Bats are thought to treat epilepsy and extend life, in some circles, and the whiter the bat, the older it is and the longer it will let you live.”

“Well, people also used to think that feeding a mouse oil or salt would make it turn into a bat, and that’s where they came from. You’d think that both of them would be equally debunked.”

The recording was very low quality, with frequent stutterstops and digital artifacts, but the woman speaking was very clearly Dr. Sinneslöschen.

“Language is not only representation, but also creation,” she said, her voice sounding metallic and watery due to the low audio quality. “If you compare the lexicons of various languages, you will find that some words are more effective than others in communicating concepts or bringing about action. These tend to be either descended from ancestral word forms, like Proto-Indo-European, or spontaneous–and mysterious–words that arise almost like genetic mutations.”

Dr. Sinneslöschen wiped her brow before continuing. “It sounds crazy, but my research has led me to believe that–if properly constructed out of ancestral and mutant morphemes–it would be possible to create ur-words. Not nouns, verbs, or adjectives, but Nouns, Verbs, and Adjectives. To merely speak a Noun would bring that which it describes into being. A Verb would unerringly bring about the action it describes. An Adjective would cause the quality so described to immediately and permanently be applied to the subject.”

“It’s been the realm of fantasy authors and visionary madmen, and now I believe it is within my grasp.” She reached up and apparently muted the audio. Placing a small orange upon a nearby table, Sinneslöschen spoke at it, her lips moving but no discernable word on her lips.

The fruit splattered into pulp second later, and the video ended.

The note was addressed to me in the most unambiguous way. Full first name, which no one save my grandmother used. My full middle name, which no one but my mother used, and then only when pissed off. It had the proper ZIP+4 code to ensure the letter reached its intended destination; honestly, who uses those unless they want to be sure that their letter gets exactly where they want it to go as fast as humanly possible?

In other words, there was no question that the letter was meant for me, expressly. Which made the contents of the letter all the more puzzling:

We have Alia Mayflower, and will kill her if you do not contact us. Meet us on the corner of Fifth and Main by ten o’clock tomorrow wearing a red shirt as a sign of your acceptance.

I didn’t know any Alia Mayflower. I’d never seen that name before in my life.

A later census reveals an unusually exact number for the Formocci in the Empire: 11,632. Surviving court documents and imperial correspondence indicate that a number of important government, military, and trade posts were held by men with the distinctive -ci and -su Formocci suffixes on their names.

The next census, though, does not mention a single Formocci. Their suffixes abruptly disappear from court records as well, and later copies of earlier works that mentioned them, even in passing, appear to have been edited.

Historians still debate the meaning of this sudden and inexplicable disappearance. Many have pointed out that the disappearance of the Formocci was soon followed by the disastrous period in Imperial history known as the Barracks Anarchy, when dozens of claimants to the throne nearly destroyed the Empire through civil war. It could be that the sudden loss of experienced Formocci politicians left a power vacuum for eager claimants to fill. Some have even speculated that the Formocci were the power behind the Imperial throne, and that in their absence weak and incompetent emperors were vulnerable to coups.

But the question remains: what happened to the Formocci? Long-ago chroniclers, writing after the fall of the Empire, speculated that they had bargained the collective souls of their race for power and disappeared bodily when infernal agents came to collect. Today, though, the prevailing scholarly opinion can be summed up in a single word: genocide.

Tsupor Developments was one of the large luxury housing complexes that had sprung up after the fall of communism to cater to the crowds of nouveau-riche. The buildings weren’t to code and were stuffed full of nasty things that would turn a Westerner’s stomach, but they had all the outward trappings and there was a waiting list just to be considered for a spot.

Arranged in a grid along streets named after famous pre-communist heroes, the townhouse that Mina was looking for was listed as Rodyic 19.4. Rodyic street, named after the local prince who had fallen in battle against the Turks, building 19, number 4.

She looked up after absentmindedly walking for some time from the transit station. The buildings ended at 18; there was nothing but a pile of rubble where 19 ought to have been.

“It’s what we’re calling an improved McMemen technique,” Siston said. “Users are affected for longer periods of time and more strongly. It’s more difficult to snap them out of the trance state, and the problem of blackouts has been solved.”

“Solved how?” Friedman groused. “That’s been the millstone around the program’s neck for years. The assets always suspect something because of the memory gaps unless we take them into custody and implant false memories the old-fashioned and expensive way, with psychologists and bright lights.”

“That’s the beauty of improved McMemen,” replied Siston. “In addition to the orders and situational training, it implants…well, the technical term sucks so the boys have been calling it a ‘seed crystal memory.'”

Friedman glared. “What kind of new age hippie crap is that?”

“Well, the human mind has an enormous capability for creativity–just look at dreams. The technique utilizes that mechanism to construct artificial memories using the asset’s own building blocks. The ‘seed crystal’ provides the raw materials and a rough structure–say, a short camping trip–and within that framework the asset’s subconscious will construct a totally realistic and totally individual memory. They’ll remember it all down to the raccoons stealing their marshmallows.”

“Ridiculous,” Friedman said. “They’d remember a pink elephant or something crazy like that.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure,” Siston said, grinning. “After all, this whole conversation was implanted in your mind the same way.”

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