Pipley chewed on a toothpick. “First day on the job, huh?”
Squaker nodded. “Yeah. Is it…that different from ordinary crime scene cleanup?”
“Not really. We still got the same ABRA/IICRC certified procedures we go through, and they’ll keep you with an old hat like me the first coupla jobs.”
“D…d’you have any advice?” Squaker asked.
“What am I, a shrink?” Pipley snapped. Seeing the startled, hurt look in the kid’s eyes, he softened a bit. “Look, it’s gonna seem pretty bad when we get there, but you just gotta keep some things in mind. We don’t do structural damage–that’s another outfit. Same with busted furniture. Only the stuff you gotta wear gloves to handle. We go in first so the other guys can do their job. Got it?”
“Yeah,” Squaker said. “Got it.” He seemed a little reassured, if still more nervous than a jackrabbit in a tumble dryer.
“Right then.” Pipley slid the van door open, revealing a scene of utter devastation. An entire block of apartment buildings and the surrounding residential neighborhood had been torn apart.
“Careful,” said Pipley. “Captain Tempest was fighting Dark Fusiona here. We’re pretty sure he scared her off by throwing ranch houses at her, but there could be traces of radioactive ooze or Tempest’s Enchancoblood around.”