This week, Excerpts from Nonexistent Books published its 500th excerpt. When the blog started a little over a year ago, we never thought we’d be able to post a story every day, and now we’re proud to say that there is now an EFNB excerpt count that is the same as an arbitrarily large, round, base-10 number!

The nonexistent editors, nonexistent staff, and nonexistent contributors here at EFNB would like to thank all of our readers and commenters for helping make this great literary experiment an ongoing success. Here’s to 500 more stories that never existed!