GesteCo is proud to introduce Prolix™, the once-a-day pill for verbal impotence!

Tired of being unable to force the right word through inarticulate and brutish synapses? Longing for a ten-dollar word to shut up the office blabbermouth while he looks it up on the internet? Why simply say you’re hungry when you can say that your gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety? Prolix™ by GesteCo is the answer.

Available in 100, 150, and emergency 300 mg sizes, it’s guaranteed to innervate your logorrhea with celerity.

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