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Both 50.31.114.159 and 192.99.3.157 continued their attempts to spam the post, but the inconvenienced electrons could not carry both messages at once. Their duel effectively turned into an unintended denial-of-service attack on the site; the impromptu DoS brought the page down for nearly a day. It cost the operator nearly a thousand dollars in revenue and man-hours to clear things out.
When the harried website owner pawed through his site’s spambox after bringing it back online, he found the following message:
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