Of course, no one would ever wear plaid jeans.

Successfully crossbreeding plaid with jeans to get plaid jeans would cross the seams, and that would be bad. Bad in that it would cause a singularity. And that would open a portal through which the denim demons foretold in the book of Levi could invade our world and wreak havoc.

Do you really want that? To be scalded by red-hot rivet rain from on high while the world is thoroughly pantsed?

I thought not.

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