Why choose the Savage Pie Hole for all your tender flaky filled crust needs?

– Over 500 years’ Savage family pie-making experience, dating to Second Era Minosha before electrification!

– Free Pie-Fi allows you to stream pies in glorious high definition, including our signature holocaust berry pie, always a hit with dwarves and orcs.

– Ask about our Pie Phones, enchanted pies that allow you to communicate across great distances by eating a slice! Monthly and pay-as-you-go plans available.

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