Having trouble coming up with the right word? Are you simply not erudite enough in your elocution? Have games of Scrabble and crossword puzzled become an unbearable–and embarrassing–headache? Then Gerund Farms has just the treat for you!

Introducing the Synonym Roll, a hot pastry baked up fresh and loaded with flavor, vitamins, and alternate words for similar concepts. With a fresh steaming batch of Gerund Farms Synonym Rolls, you will be a stronger writer and speaker within minutes. Or should we say that you’ll be a matriculated scriblarian and orator?

Gerund Farms Synonym Rolls: they exemplify the elephantine nature of our lingua franca. And for those more disagreeable mornings, try our new Antonym Rolls, coming soon to a grocery store near you!

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