This stuffed squid will perch on your nightstand and remind you of the cosmic horrors of your own insignificance every time you behold its inky visage upon waking.

This Romanian-inspired bed for one is made of classic planks with steep angled sides, a privacy lid, and storage underneath for earth from your home churchyard.

The TRAVEST Tea Set is a groundbreaking ceramic product that appears to be made entirely out of tiny nude statues. It’s an illusion, of course, but what could be more whimsical than picking up a handle made of twisted human forms to dispense liquid from a spout that appears to be made of the same?

This shelf unit is designed to hold anything your mind can conceive. You would think that it would have to be no more than 20cm x 20cm, but this actually isn’t true! The KAVINGBY is larger on the inside than it is on the outside.

This train set is made from sustainably-harvested lumber from the Spirit Forest of Mu and is guaranteed to entertain your little engineer for hours on end with its incredibly lifelike movement and decals. Any resemblance the decal passengers have to lost souls burned into the ancient cursed wood is a pure coincidence.

The DANZKLUB light is the only illumination solution on the market with a built-in strobe effect. Why pay for a fancy strobe light when a simple plastic and cardboard DANZKLUB can do it all for you from any socket? NOTE: Not advised for customers with photosensitive epilepsy.

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